Title: halfway to heaven, still halfway to hell
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Words: 2,800
Summary: Set after the Season 8 tour. Written for the ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #28 - Kradam are separated after tour a miss each other - a late night phone call turns into phone sex.
Disclaimer: This is all so very much the opposite of fact. More’s the pity.


( He’s half-hard already. He gets all the way there when Kris abruptly stops mid-sentence and sighs, saying, “God, I miss you. This is so weird without you.” )

Title: but then again, maybe
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,315
Summary: Set during Season 8. Adam cuts Kris’s hair. Based on the ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #15 - Adam playing with Kris' hair, maybe trying to braid it? Or just styling it in general. It's something they do, but Kris finds he likes it a lot more than what he thinks is normal, though a) it ended up being from Adam’s POV and b) yet again, it’s not particularly kinky. Sorry I keep de-kinking your kink memes, guys.
Disclaimer: Fake, false, untrue, total fabrications. Except Kris does sometimes look like a hedgehog.


( Kris’s index finger is slipped through an empty belt loop. His thumb is touching the sliver of skin between shirt and jeans, right over the faint red mark that’s still on Adam’s stomach from the belt buckle. Suddenly every nerve in Adam’s body seems to end at that exact spot where Kris’s thumb rests. )

Fandom: American Idol RPF
Pairing/Characters: Matt & Anoop, Scott & Danny, Allison & Adam, Kris/Adam, Kris & Allison & Adam
Rating: PG
Words: 150-200
Summary: Drabbles written for the ontd_ai drabble meme
Disclaimer: 150 to 200 word chunks of pure lies.


( Matt & Anoop kill bugs! )


( Scott & Danny look at dogs! )


( Allison’s cheeky, Adam’s doomed! )


( Adam doesn’t want nobody, baby! )


( Sarver thinks you’re all a bunch of weirdos! )

Title: these long summer days
Fandom: American Idol RPF
Pairing: Megan Joy/Anoop Desai
Rating: R
Words: 4,600
Summary: Set during the Season 8 tour. Written for the ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #9 - Anoop/Megan slow build unresolved tension building up to Megan sneaking into Anoop's bunk on the bus, bonus if they have to be quiet (other idols around sleeping), though it kind of took a detour since a) I didn’t think Megan and Anoop would be sleeping on the same bus, and b) having sex in those bunks would probably be like having sex in a coffin or a morgue drawer.
Disclaimer: There are rumors that Megan and Anoop are dating. This has nothing to do with that. It also has nothing to do with the truth.


( She comes to understand him in pieces, in scraps and patches and bits that she discovers over time. It’s good that way, she thinks. Megan’s always liked having something to look forward to. )

Title: if i take you home, will you respect me in the morning?
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: NC-17-ish
Words: 410
Summary: Set during the Season 8 tour. Kris’ sanity takes a vacation.
Author’s Note: Written as semi-anonymous-email-fic for pulaski_casimir
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies. Complete bullshit (…or is it?)(no, it is)(it is not, shut up!)


( They’re trying to look normal, casual. It wouldn’t go over well if they got arrested and charged with public indecency. Idol’s a family show, after all. )




Title: one, two, three, and i’m safe
Fandom: American Idol RPF
Pairing: Adam Lambert & Allison Iraheta
Rating: G
Words: 515
Summary: Set during the Season 8 tour. Allison is obsessed with Adam’s freckles.
Author’s Note: Written as anonymous-email-fic for wheresmything (though I don’t think she ever got it)
Disclaimer: Other than the verified and documented adorability of Adam, Allison, and Kris, this is complete fiction and fabrication.


( “I’m gonna count all of ‘em someday,” she swears to him. “Every last freckle.” )

Series Title: warning_labels
Series Authors: annakovsky, honey_wheeler, kyrafic, and obsession_inc
Chapter Title: Danger : Contents Under Pressure
Chapter Authors: honey_wheeler and annakovsky
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Words: 10,700
Summary: Alternate Universe series, set during season 2, from Halloween on.
Author’s Note: 12 chapters. 16 episodes. 4 authors. Over 70,000 words. 2 years and 10 months. A dash of drama. Ladies and gentlemen(man? Is there just the one of you?), after some last minute rescheduling of authors, I am happy to bring you the long-brewing, last and final installment of warning_labels. Enjoy. And the first person who asks if we’re going to continue with Season 3 is going to get pummeled. Seriously.

As always, annakovsky, kyrafic, and obsession_inc are all things bright and beautiful.


( Casino Night, Part 2 : Danger : Contents Under Pressure )

Title: road trip/happy ending
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairing: Pam/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,830/1,080
Summary: Interconnected ficlets written in exchange for Kris & Adam votes on American Idol: mozarts_friend requested Pam/Ryan, road trip (well, miss_bennie suggested the road trip part) and dudski requested Pam/Ryan, happy ending. AU during/after Season 5 (I’m pretending any baby shenanigans didn’t happen, and so should we all).


( road trip )


( happy ending )

Title: did I find you, or you find me?
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: NC-17-ish (only at the end)
Words: 12,300 (oh my god, I’m sorry, I don’t even know how that happened)
Summary: Set throughout Season 8 and after the tour. The Incredible/Impossible True Adventure of Two Boys in Love
Author’s Note: I wrote most of this before any story about the nail polish came out, sooo…I’m pretending this is how it really went down instead. Written in exchange for Kris & Adam votes (ellelee requested a continuation of sing me something brave from your mouth, which this is not, but it’s close, and kudra2324 requested a timestamp after the show) and also written, as always, for miss_bennie <3
Disclaimer: Complete and total fiction, except for the vague pre-finale timeline and the documented and factual awesomeness of all members of both the Lambert and Allen families. Kris, if anyone ever emails this to you, I hope you appreciate my forbearance with profanity for you. Adam, you got profanity a-go-go. Fuckin’ cheers, man.



( He can see Adam having his make-up done behind him, reflected in the mirror. He watches as Adam’s freckles disappear. )

*

Title: did I find you, or you find me?
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: NC-17-ish (only at the end)
Words: 12,300 (oh my god, I’m sorry, I don’t even know how that happened)
Summary: Set throughout Season 8 and after the tour. The Incredible/Impossible True Adventure of Two Boys in Love
Author’s Note: I wrote most of this before any story about the nail polish came out, sooo…I’m pretending this is how it really went down instead. Written in exchange for Kris & Adam votes (ellelee requested a continuation of sing me something brave from your mouth, which this is not, but it’s close, and kudra2324 requested a timestamp after the show) and also written, as always, for miss_bennie <3
Disclaimer: Complete and total fiction, except for the vague pre-finale timeline and the documented and factual awesomeness of all members of both the Lambert and Allen families. Kris, if anyone ever emails this to you, I hope you appreciate my forbearance with profanity for you. Adam, you got profanity a-go-go. Fuckin’ cheers, man.


Continued from Part I



( “We’re from different worlds, Lambert.” Kris glances over his shoulder at Adam. The sun is behind him, turning his hair into a golden corona around his head. Kris gives him a lopsided smile. It’s the saddest fucking thing Adam’s ever seen, somehow. )

*

So. American Idol will be starting soon on the East Coast. Now is your chance to shamefully manipulate my weaknesses. I will write ficlets (after Tuesday of next week, since I should probably focus on, you know, passing my licensing exam a week from today which I would like to celebrate by coming home to watch a Kris/Adam final two on TV, make it happen, everyone) of your choice in any of my fandoms, or other fandoms as long as I'm familiar with them, in exchange for votes for Kris or Adam or both (Kris probably needs the votes more, but I say go where your heart takes you). We're talking slash, het, RPF, whatever your little heart desires. I will do my best to accomodate. All you have to do is pick up the phone and vote, as many times as you're willing to. THINK OF THE EPIC HUGGING THAT WILL ENSUE. IF YOU'VE EVER LOVED BOYS HUGGING, VOTE TONIGHT. THE FUTURE OF BOYS HUGGING IS AT STAKE.

I ask so little of you, friends. My visually compelling argument is outlined here, but my emotional plea is this: A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for honey_wheeler. VOTE FOR ME. I AM NOT A CROOK.

For anyone on my flist totally not into or totally over American Idol, I apologize. And also ask what the fuck is wrong with you, because there is epic adorableness going on every night this season, geez.

That adorableness is why I’m here today. Kris Allen and Adam Lambert need our help. Allison Iraheta fans, I understand your heartbreak. She deserved final three and shouldn’t have gone home before Danny Gokey, nor should have Matt Giraud and Anoop Desai. But your anger and frustration can be channeled into a higher cause! The cause of Kris and Adam, of genuine friendship, adorableness, musical awesomeness, fierce fashion, and bongos. I know your favorites are gone. But we mustn’t dwell. Not today! Not on Rex Manning Kris and Adam day!

If you aren’t sure why you should care, why you should vote for anyone anymore, why you should even bother living, allow me to present my case.


WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR KRIS AND ADAM ON AMERICAN IDOL: AN ILLUSTRATED THESIS

( Reason no. 1) The scream )

( Reason no. 2) Anoop, Matt, and Allison would have wanted it that way )

( Reason no. 3) Comparative Analysis: or Logic, Science, and Nature would all vote for Kris and Adam if they were people and had phones )


So to sum up. THIS.


Or THIS.



THESE.


Or THAT.


The choice is up to you.

Now I know some of you only care about voting for one or the other. That’s totally great! Back your horse, man, go for it! But for anyone who’s worried about vote-splitting and thinks that there’s no point because Gokey can’t be toppled, a) that’s what they want us to think, don’t fall into their trap! and b) in the words of Lyle Lovett, “Where would you be if you didn’t try? You have to try. So please, if it’s not too late. Make it a cheeseburger Kris and Adam.” Think of how delightful they will be as a final two. You don’t want to make them cry by sending their BFF home, do you?

Make the right choice, America.




note: I got these images from many many sources in a short period of time, due to the fact that I’m supposed to be meeting my personal and professional obligations and have instead been obsessing. If something is yours and you want it credited, or even taken down, let me know and I’ll take care of it

Title: sing me something brave from your mouth
Fandom: American Idol RPS (no, really)
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: R. Kinda.
Words: 3,500
Summary: Set after the 2009 Top 5 Performance Show and Results Show. Adam thinks maybe Simon was right when he said Kris couldn’t win. Kris thinks maybe Adam should go soak his fat head. Fighting and sexy hijinks ensue?
Author’s Note: I’m sorry, but look at them! How could I not? This is for miss_bennie. She knows what she did.
Disclaimer: This is a tapestry of pure lies. But Adam and Kris and their adorableness are factual. No offense intended, please boys, don’t google yourselves.



( “Kris.” Adam’s voice is back to normal. No, not normal; it’s lower than before, rougher. The sound of it curls in Kris’ gut and makes him feel like his skin is suddenly too small for his body. )

Title: high heels, red dress
Fandom: The Office (US) RPF
Pairings: Jenna Fischer/John Krasinski
Rating: PG
Words: 425
Summary: Based on the prompt “John Krasinski/Jenna Fischer, high heels” at the RPF meme
Disclaimer: Fiction, not fact


( “They already think we’re dating, you know.” It’s true, it’s all over the internet. People were saying it even before she and her husband separated, but now it’s taken on a life of its own. )

I wasn’t initially going to do this, since I wrote, like...nothing this year. But for continuity’s sake, I decided I should. For reference, 2006 in review and 2007 in review.

( Carry on, intrepid reader… )

So we have more Skins Drabblethong ‘08, you guys! Current tally includes:


say switchblade : cassie/effy : by kyrafic

i’m learning to balance : chris/michelle : by miss_bennie

tonight i'm like a paper doll : cassie, her first time
you're my favourite book maxxie/michelle, maybe we should just get married
or so the story goes : effy, turning point
caught me with my pants down : maxxie/anwar, you’re my best mate
a sunday smile and we felt true : chris/jal, clothing
all by fiorie

we’re not fighting, we’re snogging : jal/tony
do you realize we’re surrounded by russians? : jal & michelle, wasted, a night out
you have to get your crotch into it : jal & maxxie, rhythm
boys are weird : anwar, chris & cassie, watching a movie
all by honey_wheeler

tony/sid by lucifers_toy

tony & jal, board games by mollying

Keep ‘em coming!

Fandom: Skins
Pairing: Various
Rating: PG-13
Words: varies from 160 to 300
Summary: For Skins Drabblethong ‘08!



from mozarts_friend : Jal/Tony :: ( We’re not fighting, we’re snogging. )


from fiorie : Michelle & Jal, wasted, a night out :: ( Do you realize we're surrounded by Russians? )


from miss_bennie : Jal & Maxxie, rhythm :: ( You have to get your crotch into it. )


leftover prompt : Anwar, Chris & Cassie, watching a movie :: ( Boys are weird. )

I have had many delicious beverages of an alcoholic nature this evening, so it seems to be the perfect times for the SKINS DRABBLETHONG (and look, I’ve typoed it that way so many times, it’s gonna stick. Drabblethong, everyone. Embrace it.)

What you should do:

Comment here with your username if you would like to receive prompts. If you’ve got any preferences or can’t-writes, specify that when you post. Prompt anyone you wish. Spread it around to whomever you think might be interested. Drabbles can be written in comments, in your own journal and linked, spelled out in magnetic poetry on your fridge and photographerd, whatever your little heart desires!

Anyone is welcome to write or prompt. I’ll collect links once everyone gets going. Happy Drabblethong, kids.

Title: how it never happened
Fandom: Skins
Pairing: Chris & Cassie, Anwar/Abigail, Sid/Effy, Michelle/Maxxie, Tony/Cassie, Sid/Jal, Michelle/Effy, Tony & Sketch
Rating: PG-13/R-ish
Words: varies from 240 to 950
Summary: A series of vignettes of how things didn’t go, set throughout both seasons
Warnings: Spoilers through the end of season 2



( all the mornings still to live : chris & cassie )

( don’t look back and don’t call : anwar/abigail )

( i know you are waiting, and i know that it is not for me : sid/effy )

( to a girl, lost and ‘lorn : maxxie/michelle )

( this is the story of how we begin to remember : tony/cassie )

( you’re not a girl, you’re a waltz : sid/jal )

( i don’t want to live like that, i want to live somewhere more like you : michelle/effy )

( i am trying to break your heart : sketch & tony )