A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for world peace
For anyone on my flist totally not into or totally over American Idol, I apologize. And also ask what the fuck is wrong with you, because there is epic adorableness going on every night this season, geez.

That adorableness is why I’m here today. Kris Allen and Adam Lambert need our help. Allison Iraheta fans, I understand your heartbreak. She deserved final three and shouldn’t have gone home before Danny Gokey, nor should have Matt Giraud and Anoop Desai. But your anger and frustration can be channeled into a higher cause! The cause of Kris and Adam, of genuine friendship, adorableness, musical awesomeness, fierce fashion, and bongos. I know your favorites are gone. But we mustn’t dwell. Not today! Not on Rex Manning Kris and Adam day!

If you aren’t sure why you should care, why you should vote for anyone anymore, why you should even bother living, allow me to present my case.


WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR KRIS AND ADAM ON AMERICAN IDOL: AN ILLUSTRATED THESIS

Reason no. 1) The scream




Exactly. This is what you want to hear for the next two weeks? No.




Reason no. 2) Anoop, Matt, and Allison would have wanted it that way

Anoop loves him some Kris and Adam. Hugging, singing, good-natured teasing. It’s all there.




Don’t you realize how Anoop is going to feel if Danny gets through again?

You don’t want Anoop to be unhappy, do you?



Matt obviously loves Kris and Adam too. And maybe wants in on a little of that sugar. Who among us can blame him?



Matt is dubious about Danny, on the other hand, and not just because of the denim three-piece suit.




But what does Allison think, you query? Let’s ask!

Q: Who do you want us to vote for, Allison?
A: This one! This one right here!



Q: Anyone else?
A: This one! Hey Mom, look what I found, can I keep him, can I can I please please pleeeeease?



Q: What about the other one?
A: Ummmm…



Anoop wants you to vote for Kris and Adam. Matt wants you to vote for Kris and Adam. Allison wants you to vote for Kris and Adam. The world wants you to vote for Kris and Adam.



Reason no. 3) Comparative Analysis: or Logic, Science, and Nature would all vote for Kris and Adam if they were people and had phones


A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for love.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for disfunction.





A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for slashiness.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for slothiness.






A vote for Adam is a vote for fierce bitches.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for smug dillholes.






A vote for Kris is a vote for unnnf.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for ugghh.






A vote for Adam is a vote for Elvis.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for…Gokey.






A vote for Kris is a vote for bongos and awesomeness.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for harp and sappiness.






A vote for Adam is a vote for a smokey eye.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for clothing-coordinated eyewear.






A vote for Kris is a vote for devil horns.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for the actual devil.






A vote for Adam is a vote for one suave motherfucker.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for someone so white you can’t be seen with him after Labor Day.






A vote for Kris is a vote for rocking out adorably.





A vote for Gokey is a vote for smarming out grossly.






A vote for Adam is a vote for fangirling.


A vote for Gokey is a vote for heart hands.



WHAT YOU CAN DO

First of all, vote like a crazy person. Second, convert the fence-sitters. Pimp this, post your own, hell, copy this and post it AS your own, THERE IS A HIGHER CAUSE HERE. Also effective: bribery. Barter votes on Dancing with the Stars or So You Think You Can Dance! Offer icons, fic, or uploads in exchange for Kris and Adam votes! Offer to find Mel Gibson and throw a pie in his face! Whatever works. Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friends.



So to sum up. THIS.


Or THIS.



THESE.


Or THAT.


The choice is up to you.

Now I know some of you only care about voting for one or the other. That’s totally great! Back your horse, man, go for it! But for anyone who’s worried about vote-splitting and thinks that there’s no point because Gokey can’t be toppled, a) that’s what they want us to think, don’t fall into their trap! and b) in the words of Lyle Lovett, “Where would you be if you didn’t try? You have to try. So please, if it’s not too late. Make it a cheeseburger Kris and Adam.” Think of how delightful they will be as a final two. You don’t want to make them cry by sending their BFF home, do you?

Make the right choice, America.




note: I got these images from many many sources in a short period of time, due to the fact that I’m supposed to be meeting my personal and professional obligations and have instead been obsessing. If something is yours and you want it credited, or even taken down, let me know and I’ll take care of it